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Let’s get real, there’s no better way to start your morning than with a hot pot of coffee. Everyone loves coffee. And what better way to celebrate that love than with some clever and funny coffee quotes?!
We believe that there is a coffee quote for every coffee lover. We put together all the best coffee quotes that we love. Enrich your coffee life with the following clever, beautiful and funny coffee quotes:
Clever Coffee Quotes
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2. “I was taken by the power that savoring a simple cup of coffee can have to connect people and create community.”
Howard Schultz
4. “But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all. New York has great water for coffee.”
David Lynch
5. “To me, the smell of fresh–made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.”
Hugh Jackman
6. “Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world.”
– Thomas Jefferson
7. “Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried–up piece of goat.”
– J.S. Bach
8. “It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee.”
– Donna A. Favors
9. “Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.”
– Alphonse Allais
11. “Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.”
– David Letterman
12. “May your coffee kick in before reality does.”
– Anonymous
13. “Humanity runs on coffee.”
– Anonymous
14. “I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee.”
– Burt Lancaster
15. “I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.”
Steven Wright
16. “Kids are meeting in coffee shops and basements figuring out what’s unsustainable in their communities. That’s the future.”
– Ian Somerhalder
17. “When life gives you lemons, trade them for coffee.”
– Anonymous
18. “No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.”
– Sheik Abd-al-Kadir
19. “Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.”
– Fran Drescher
20. “As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?”
Cassandra Clare
21.”You can’t have a decent food culture without a decent coffee culture: the two things grow up together.”
– Adam Gopnik
22. “We want to do a lot of stuff; we’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.”
– Jerry Seinfeld
23. “The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drank.”
– Sir James MacKintosh
24. “Coffeeology: Espresso yourself. So many blends, so little time. Take life one sip at a time, and stay grounded. Better latte than never. Take time to smell the cover.”
– Anonymous
25. “Life happens, coffee helps.”
Anonymous
26. “A bad day with coffee is better than a good day without it.”
– Anonymous
27. “I don’t know how people live without coffee, I really don’t.”
– Martha Quinn
28. “People say money can’t buy happiness. They lie. Money buys coffee, coffee makes me happy!”
– Anonymous
29. “I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.”
— Terri Guillemets
30. “I like my coffee with cream and my literature with optimism.”
Abigail Reynolds
31. “Adventure in life is good… consistency in Coffee even better.”
— Justina Headley
32. “I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.”
— Napoleon Bonaparte
33. “The road to success is paved in coffee.”
— Anonymous
34. “There is no life without water. Because water is needed to make coffee.”
— Anonymous
35. “Given enough coffee, I could rule the world.”
Anonymous
36. “I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.”
― Louisa May Alcott
37. “Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.”
― Terry Pratchett
38. “It doesn’t matter where you’re from – or how you feel… There’s always peace in a strong cup of coffee.”
― Gabriel Bá
39. “Life is too short to drink bad coffee.”
– Anonymous
40. “Stressed, blessed, and coffee obsessed.”
Anonymous
41. “Today’s good mood is sponsored by coffee.”
– Anonymous
42. “Caffeine- It maintains my sunny personality.”
– Anonymous
Funny Coffee Quotes
43. “May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.”
Anonymous
44. “Three cups of coffee a day keeps the doctor away!”
– Anonymous
45. “Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.”
– Earl Wilson
46. “A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.”
– Alfred Renyi
47. “Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.”
– Barista Life
48. “Coffee helps me maintain my ‘never killed anyone streak.’”
Anonymous
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49. “I put coffee in my coffee.”
– Anonymous
50. “The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee.”
– Anonymous
51.”I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.”
– Lewis Black
52.”If you are not coffee, chocolate or bacon, I’m going to need you to go away.”
– Anonymous
53. “When my blood runs black as the moonless night, and my heartbeat sounds as the Warriors march, only then may you say, I’ve had enough coffee.”
– Anonymous
54. “You should know that before 10 am, no matter what the question is, my answer is always coffee.”
Anonymous
55. “Sometimes I go hours without drinking coffee…it’s called sleeping.”
– Anonymous
56. “It’s strange how drinking cups of water seems impossible but 8 cups of coffee go down like a chubby kid on a see-saw.”
– Anonymous
57. “Life without coffee is like something without something…sorry, I haven’t had any coffee yet.”
– Anonymous
58. “I like my coffee like I like myself: strong, sweet, and too hot for you.”
–Jac Vanek
59. “If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.”
–Abraham Lincoln
60. “Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?”
– Jean Kerr
61.”Without coffee, nothing gets written. Period.”
Nancy Kress
62. “My coffee machine is the most beautiful person in the world to me.”
— Anonymous
63. “Sometimes I stay up so late that I have my morning coffee before I go to bed.”
— Anonymous
64. “Everyone should believe in something. I believe I will have another coffee.”
— Anonymous
65. “7 days without coffee makes one WEAK.
— Anonymous
66. “I’m going to start measuring the complexity of coding tasks in coffee cups. This was a five-espresso algorithm.”
— Anonymous
67. “Doctors found traces of blood in my coffee stream.”
— Anonymous
68. “Coffee! Is the planet shaking or is just me?”
— Anonymous
69.”I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume.”
John Van Druten
70. “I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it.”
— Anonymous
71. “SYS Not Found: User startup disabled.”
— Anonymous
72. “Listen, before I had my coffee, I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today, either.”
73. “Wanna hear a joke? Decaf.”
– Anonymous
74.”Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s caffeine.”
– Anonymous
75. “Drink coffee and pretend to know what you’re doing.”
– Anonymous
76. “My birthstone is a coffee bean.”
– Anonymous
77.”It’s coffee o’clock.”
Anonymous
78. “I’m holding a cup of coffee, so yeah, I’m pretty busy.”
– Anonymous
79. “Coffee, because adulting is hard.”
– Anonymous
80. “Coffee owns me, and I’m fine with that.”
-Anonymous
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81. “Coffee is a language in itself.”
Jackie Chan
82. “Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and sweet as love.”
– Turkish proverb
83. “Coffee with a friend is like capturing happiness in a cup.”
– Anonymous
84. “Love is in the air, and it smells like coffee.”
– Anonymous
85. “Coffee is a hug in a mug.”
– Anonymous
86. “Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.”
— Charles Maurice de Talleyrand
87. “Forever: Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning.”
— Anonymous
88. “There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee.”
Rian Aditia
89. “Friends bring happiness into your life. Best friends bring coffee.”
– Anonymous
90. “Smell the roses. Smell the coffee. Whatever it is that makes you happy.”
– Rita Moreno
91. “Coffee connects us in so many ways – to each other, to our senses, and to the earth that supports the coffee trees.”
– Rohan Marley
92. “Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.”
— Jonathan Swift
93. “Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.”
— Terri Guillemets
94. “Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.”
Jessi Lane Adams
95. “Black as night, sweet as sin.”
– Neil Gaiman
96. “You’re brew-tiful.”
– Anonymous
97. “I can’t espresso how much you bean to me.”
– Anonymous
98. “My blood type is coffee.”
– Anonymous
99. ” I love you a latte.”
– Anonymous
100. “Follow your heart but take coffee with you.”
Anonymous
We hope you enjoy these coffee quotes as much as we do! Share them with your friends during your coffee break, clink your coffee mugs together and let us know what’s your favorite. Also, don’t forget to check out the coffee collection that keeps us sane!
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